"For there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about.
And that is not being talked about."
I know exactly what he was referring to when he wrote such words of wisdom,
The Lyeth Meritage Wine, 2005 vintage.
I was introduced to this diamond in the rough many years ago. But, sadly, like my power, I let both of them go for "a man." And, like the 'Victim" I had let myself become, I soon found both my bed and my cellar sadly empty and void of anything titillating.
So, in my quest to fill both of my voids, simultaneously, I traveled southward to the Island of Lost Men, aka, French Lick. Where, I knew, I could swing my Burberry purse and knock over five losers but, hey, I needed my cardio. So, I swung away until I lost all feeling in my right arm and then I sighed. Where had all the great guys gone? I felt like I was at the happy hour of the Lost Lick of Men.
So, in an attempt to find my 'Top of the Mountain' experience, I sauntered over to the bar to contemplate what was missing, missing, missing in my life.
Then,I remembered, I was just high on all the testosterone and what I really needed to know was......where had all the good WINE in my life gone?
I politely asked for the Wine List, thinking maybe the game wasn't over, just half time, when, what to my wandering eye should appear, and by the glass no less, but the Lyeth Meritage, 2005!! My hope, my heart and my palate were once again alive and teetering on the precipice of excitement. Who needed love when there was Lyeth?
Upon first taste, the Lyeth Meritage came alive with lovely ripe fruit, aromas of full plums, and lingering berries. The color was dark, inviting, and ruby red. This 2005 'Meritage' (pronounced like heritage) is a blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Cabernet Franc and Malbec. Awarded a "Best Value" by Wine News in 2007, and at $17.89 a bottle, this silky, well-balanced wine drinks like a wine double its price. And, upon delivery of my tab, I was pleased to find that the bank was not yet broken although my $100 dollar bill would soon be.
I left the next morning reinvigorated from the past evenings relationship realizations and wine revelations.
Realizations and revelations being:
Who needed a man when an equally great wine awaited me around every corner bar.
l wanted to be with a guy who wanted to be with me. I've had enough relationship drama for one lifetime.
And, when the marriage of one true wine unites with one lonely soul, making the two become one, we realize that we don't need drama to make love work (or a man for that matter), we just need a reason to 'Lyeth' each other more so we can love each other less.
See you on Thursday at Greenfield Liquors.
The Wine Tellar

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